Daily Jokes from SydesJokes for 18 Oct 2017
Joke 1
The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you
Original post: http://csyd.es/1/303
Joke 2
The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.- James Joyce #quote
Joke 3
An obnoxious guy walks into the neighborhood bar and sits next to a local honey already having her first beverage. As he tries to strike up a conversation she keeps ignoring him. Finally he says, "you know me, why don't you talk to me?"
She replies, "Yes, I know you, you're Morgan - big M, small organ."
Joke 4
Q: Two men are at a restroom, one is entering and the other is leaving. What are their nationalities?
A: Simple! The first is Russian and the second is Finnish.
Joke 5
Two men who haven't seen each other for many years meet on the street. One asks the other how things have been.
Wonderful, for a while, the other says. "I had it all: money, a magnificent house, a fast car, the love of a beautiful woman. Then, one day, poof! It was all gone."
What a shame, the friend says. "What on Earth happened?"
Says the other man: "My wife found out."
Joke 6
Customer: "Do you have any cockroaches?"
Bait Shop Owner: "Yes, we sell them to fishermen."
Customer: "I would like 20,000 of them."
Bait Shop Owner: "Why do you want 20,000 of them?"
Customer: It is not for fish. I'm moving tomorrow, and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it."
Joke 7
Teacher, announced little Joey, "there's somethin' I can't figger out."
What's that Joey? asked the Sunday school teacher.
Well accordin' to the Bible, the Children of Israel crossed the Red Sea, right?
Right.
An' the Children of Israel beat up the Philistines, right?
Er--right.
An' the Children of Israel built the Temple, right?
Again you're right.
An' the Children of Israel fought the 'gyptians, an' the Children of Israel fought the Romans, an' the Children of Israel wuz always doin' somethin' important, right?
All that is right, too, agreed the teacher. "So what's your question?"
What I wanna know is this, demanded Joey. "What wuz all the grown-ups doin'?"
Joke 8
Q: What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
A: Homeless.
Burn a few bridges
Original post: http://csyd.es/1/307
Originally post at: https://sydesjokes.blogspot.com/2017/10/daily-jokes-from-sydesjokes-for-18-oct.html
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Really Beautiful jokes. The Morgan one was awesome.
keep posting.
The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts.
Great quote.
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