SPECIALLY for Nigerians, WestAfricans and Africans.
- Sex doll Sex doll, some boys
will take
cocaine,
tramadol, weed, and codine and
fuck d
Sex doll till the
battery is low. - Girls will be forming during
daytime
but will wakeup
at night to pee inside custard
bucket!!! - Shout out to All Ladies Who Say
NO To
Proposal........
Keep Saying NO Till Your Parents
Post
Your Pic On OLX
@mascotisdeadly - English no go kill man oooo
My friend was arrested in a
political rally.
Why?, he saw
a lady journalist with a badge on
her
breast written
PRESS .He just pressed.Omo come
see
beating - The way people die on radio
during a
radio
program is so alarming .
You will just hear, Hello! hello! Oh
we lost
him!
@mascotisdeadly - Beat an African child, console
him with
biscuit & ask
him "Who beat you?" He will
point at
another person.
That's how corruption started in
Africa. - My friend is getting married
this
Saturday,I was so
excited,until I checked the
transport fare
from port
Harcourt to Lagos,I just
remembered that
he offended
me in JSS 2
@mascotisdeadly - The day u are looking for a job
& find
out d CEO is ur X,
u will know Y mathematics
always tells us to find d value of
X! - A doctor wanted to heal (3)
crazy men
He asks
Bobby: 3 + 3, He answers: 2500
You're
really crazy, he
told him!
Then Farouk: 3 + 3 = Wednesday.
You are
not far from
death, said the Doctor!
Then Angel: 3 + 3 = 6. BRAVOO!!!
How
did you do it??? He
answers: I divided 2500 by
Wednesday.
The doctor fainted. - sex doll sex doll...Anambra
men will
still cut of the
breast and use it for rituals
@mascotisdeadly - If ur guy dumps u or breaks
ur heart,
take his phone
and leave. Call his mother and tell
her he
is dead and you
are actually calling from d
accident
scene.... Then switch
off d phone. You can not be
crying alone,
she must also
feel d pain for not raising him
well. - CAMPUS DISCUSSION
Student 1: Results are out, come
and lets
go and see.
Student 2: I'm with my dad. If U
see
mine, pls message
me. If I fail in one subject type
"Good
morning to U" If
two subjects then say "Good
morning to
u n ur dad"
Later...
Student 1: (typing)..."Good
morning to u
and ur family
and the whole members of ur
town..
Guess what He got - The only time a man can
remember
all the girls he
have slept with is when he is
waiting for
his HIV test
Result - My local government
chairman
announced that they
wanted to give handicaps
N300,000.First
thing on
Monday morning I was there
with
crutches only for me
to turn and see three of my
uncles on
wheel chair
including my landlord.
@mascotisdeadly - Today I saw two blind people
fighting
then I shouted
"I'm supporting the one with the
knife",
they both ran
away - Pls all the girls in this group
should
send me their
sugar daddy's pictures, am
looking for my
uncle.
Am not joking ooooo
@mascotisdeadly - I was watching Christmas
drama
rehearsal by a
church drama group yesterday
and I
nearly burst into
tears...Why? Mary told Joseph she
was
pregnant and
Joseph shouted "Jesus
Christ!...for who?"
and I became
confused. - All does girls snapping
pictures in
uncompleted
buildings wat is ur problem??
If bad guyz repay yhu na, yhu
wee start
too cry...
You wee not go too ur house
and snap.. - Do u know??? Dat # MALTINA
Has the
following
vitamins... A, B, B1,B2,B3,B4,B5,C,
D...
Chaiiiiiii.... So av
been drinking somebody's waec
result
@mascotisdeadly - TEACHER: I return from work,
open
my door and see
50 million naira on my bed.
Assuming
you were in my shoes, what will
you do?
STUDENT: I will bite your toes
until you
faint. I will then
come out from your shoes and
take all
the money!
TEACHER: Fool! You can't literally
be
inside my shoes. It's
a figure of speech.
STUDENT: You can't literally open
your
door and see 50
million naira on your bed in this
Buhari
Economy! Who
will keep it there? That's a figure
of
impossible speech! - Barely 2 days into feb and is
weekend
already..
,January u see ur mate - A man sent a message to his
wife
Husband's 1st sms: "Honey
please wash
those clothes I
brought out of d wardrobe".
no reply
Husband's 2nd sms: "And pls
cook my
favorite soup so I
can eat coz am damn hungry"
#no reply
Husband 3rd sms: "Darling, Im
promoted
and given 2
return tickets (me and u) to
America and
Dubai plus all
expenses covered for 3months"
Wife: "Are u Serious?"
Husband: "No, i just wanted to be
sure u
got all the
previous messages!"
@mascotisdeadly
- When money is involved
Some Nigerian girls be like....I love
him
His ugliness is very matured - That moment when you want
to
throw a stone at
your friend..you missed it and it
hit an
old woman, and
then the woman picks up the
stone and
put it inside her
bag..
...just have it in mind that ur life is
on d
verge of turning
out to be like a student who
wrote exam
in UNILAG and
saw his result in DELSU
@mascotisdeadly - You Think Some Guys Are
Romantic
Enough To Join
U In The Kitchen???...My Sister He
Just
Wanna Make Sure
U Dnt Put Juju In His Food.
@mascotisdeadly - Wahala dey o ...
January is hard for everyone
oooo !!
Today while I was chilling in my
house, a
guy appeared,
trying to sell a cat to me. When I
refused
and told
him that i don't have rats in my
house he
begged me
to just buy the cat that he will
bring the
rats later in
the afternoon - I don know who taught them
Daht???
A monkey and
a chimpanzi were seated next to
each
other during a
service in church.......the pastor
said turn
to your
neighbour and say you
are beautiful and adorably
created in the
image of God.
Monkey looks at the chimpanzi
for a
moment, then
laughs out loudly and tells the
pastor.........eish; tell him
yourself, I don't want
to lie in church
@mascotisdeadly - Nollywood with their
problems
30 years later yet the family dog
is still
alive - The keke I entered
yesterday
wanted to overtake a
trailer. The trailer blocked him,
the next
thing the keke
man started warning the trailer
driver "I
WILL JAM YOU
O!! That was when I asked him
to drop
me without
reaching my destination. You
want to jam
him with
what? You see weed?....... Fear
weed! - Some Men are fools paaa,
how can
you pass by me
with your car and few distance
from me
pick a lady, and
the car break down . now you
are like oh
bro help me push it
I'll never, even if I swallow the
Bible as
food
what pain me more is the lady is
still
inside....
@mascotisdeadly - SEX is my best enemy,
BUT the BIBLE Say's love
your
ENEMY
am confused guys
Should I love it - HELP ME JUDGE THIS MATTER!!
Goat and fowl dey waka for road,
one
man dey drive,
come splash water for their
body,
D fowl say: see as he dey drive
like goat!
D goat say: na in make dem dey
die like
fowl!
Na so fight start o. Who find
trouble?
@mascotisdeadly
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