Funny Jokes and Quotes of the Day #1 @maujmasti

maujmasti (48)in #jokes • 6 years ago (edited)

Joke

Husband: I Lost my wife, she went shopping
and hasn't come back yet
Inspector: What is her height ?
Husband: I never Checked
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?
Husband: Not Slim can be healthy
Inspector: Colors of eyes ?
Husband: Never Noticed !
Inspector: Color of hairs ?
Husband: Changes according to season
Inspector: What was she wearing ?
Husband: Not sure whether she war wearing a suit or dress
Inspector: Was she driving ?
Husband: Yes
Inspector: Color of the Car ?
Husband: Black Audi A8 with super-charged 3.0 litre 6.0
Engine generating 333 horse power teamed
with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission
with manual mode, and it has full LED mode lights
and has a very thin scratch on the front door .......
...... and husband start crying very loudly
Inspector: Don't worry sir .......we will first find your car

Quote of the day

A son once asked his father
"Father how will I find the right women?"
His father replied:
"Forget about finding the right women,
Focus on being the right man"

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6 years ago in #jokes by maujmasti (48)

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adityajainxds (73) 6 years ago

hahaha , very nice i like it very much... ;-)

maujmasti (48) 6 years ago

Thanks buddy I am happy that you have fun here
@maujmasti

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mdyasin2051 (39) 6 years ago

how funny.

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maujmasti (48) 6 years ago

Thanks for enjoying the post
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