10 Punny Kids Jokes // Jokes for Kids
A handful of kids jokes I wrote over the summer for an ebook--99 jokes for kids.
1
What is a hunter’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate Mousse.
2
How does a dentist mine for gold?
With a toothpick and drill.
3
Why did the momma dragon tell her baby to hurry up?
Because he was a little draggin’.
4
What hair crème tastes the best?
Chocolate mousse.
5
What did the dentist tell the psychic-type trainer?
That he had Gengar-vitis. (Gingivitis)
6
How do you put a steak to sleep?
On a bed of lettuce.
7
What Pokemon’s can also be used to flavor stew?
Bayleef.
8
What Pokemon is the president of the Poke-verse?
Obamasnow. (Abomasnow)
9
What monster is essential on a farm?
The Zom-bee.
10
What game company is known for their plumbing?
Valve.
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