A handful of kids jokes I wrote over the summer for an ebook--99 jokes for kids.

1

What is a hunter’s favorite dessert?
Chocolate Mousse.

2

How does a dentist mine for gold?
With a toothpick and drill.

3

Why did the momma dragon tell her baby to hurry up?
Because he was a little draggin’.

4

What hair crème tastes the best?
Chocolate mousse.

5

What did the dentist tell the psychic-type trainer?
That he had Gengar-vitis. (Gingivitis)

6

How do you put a steak to sleep?
On a bed of lettuce.

7

What Pokemon’s can also be used to flavor stew?
Bayleef.

8

What Pokemon is the president of the Poke-verse?
Obamasnow. (Abomasnow)

9

What monster is essential on a farm?
The Zom-bee.

10

What game company is known for their plumbing?
Valve.