jokes

in #jokes9 months ago

Sure, here are a few jokes for you:

  1. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

  2. What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved.

  3. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

  4. Why don't some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don't work out!

  5. What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!

  6. Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts!

  7. Why don't eggs tell jokes? Because they might crack up!

  8. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!

  9. What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman!

  10. Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

Remember, humor is subjective, so I hope at least one of these jokes brought a smile to your face! 😄

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Hello @hemant8.
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