7 short Dirty jokes (part one)

1. What do the Mafia and pussies have in common?
   One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit.

2. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
   A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

3. What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
   Beat it. We’re closed.

4. Why was the guitar teacher arrested?
   For fingering a minor.

5. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
   One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.

6. Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
   He only comes once a year.

7. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
   If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.

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