TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't punish him?
PETER: Because George still had the axe in his hand......
TEACHER: Ben, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
BEN : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
TEACHER: Class what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
CLASS: A teacher