Jokes and fun

in jokes •  5 months ago

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't punish him?
PETER: Because George still had the axe in his hand......

TEACHER: Ben, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
BEN : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)

TEACHER: Class what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
CLASS: A teacher

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