Dave

So there's this guy Dave. Dave told his boss that he is the most famous man in the world. Boss said "No way. Prove it!"

So Dave took his boss to Brad Pitt's house. Brad Pitt opened the door: "Heyy Dave long time no see. Come on in!". "That's just lucky, doesn't mean you're the most famous man in the world", said the boss.

Alright so Dave took his boss to Obama's house. Obama opened the door, gave him a bro handshake, and invite him out to play a golf round. "Alright, so you know two famous people, so what", the boss was still skeptical.

So Dave took the boss to Vatican to see the Pope. Vatican is full of people, millions of people. They managed to go through the crowd, then Dave told his boss: "Just wait here, I'll go meet the Pope, and we'll both come out of the balcony to say hi to the crowd". So Dave went up the cathedral, meet the Pope, and they both came out the balcony. Suddenly, Dave saw that his boss has collapsed to the ground, perhaps a heart attack. Dave ran down to his boss: "hey boss, what happened?".

Boss: "I believe you now. Just a second ago, a guy asked me: "Who the f*** is that guy dressing in white standing next to Dave?""