Joke time (17th July) - Protestant joke

I remember this joke from a long time ago. It was made all the more funny because of the troubles in Northern Ireland and the sectarian conflict dividing people along the lines of who was Protestant and who was Catholic. It seemed as if nothing else mattered.

Thankfully, things are not as bad there now.

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Here it is:

The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up.

A twelve year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."

The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When they revived her, she raised her head from the ground and gasped, "What did you say?"

The young girl shrugged. "I said I want to be a prostitute."

"A prostitute!" the Mother Superior said. "Oh, praise Sweet Jesus! I thought you said you wanted to be a Protestant."

From:
https://defaria.com/Jokes/Prostitute.php

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