Wednesday Jokes

Greetings and Happy Wednesday!

I like the jokes shared by @verasj from her previous post.

Laughter is important part of our lives. For centuries now, it has been acknowledged that laughter is very much like a medicine and is a necessary element for endurance in our daily lives. Indeed, medical studies indicate that laughter has both physical and emotional benefits.

The many benefits of laughter are too valuable to ignore. Maintaining joy and laughter in our daily lives increases out ability to "last" through the hard times as well as the good times of life.

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Here's some jokes about marriage.

Marriage proposal

An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry him. She immediately said "yes". The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call.
Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
"Oh," she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying "yes" to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was".

Live with parents:

Ah moi: Don't you think we should get married?
Ah chai: I'd love to darling, but I won't be afford a home for years and years.
Ah moi: Can't we stay with your parents?
Ah chai: That's not possible, my sweetheart. My parents are still living with their parents.

Jealous Wife
My wife jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day, she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

A Man's Best friend
A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try the following experiment. Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of your car for an hour. When you open the trunk, who is really happy to see you? 😉

Successful

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

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Until then. This is only a joke and story, nothing matters with other peoples. Don't be offended ya :) 😵

Thank you guys!

~Ovie