Today`s Jokes 2

‘Akpos goes to grocery store and buys dozen of cat food at absolutely low price. The manager of shop thinks that possibly young man has no cats and buys forage for his children.

He asks Akpos to bring a cat as proof of the fact that this forage is intended for it. He brings an animal and the manager allows him to make a purchase. Several days later, he comes and buys a lot of dog food.
The manager asks him to bring a dog as the proof again. The guy brings a dog. Some more days later Akpos come to the shop with a bag and ask the manager to touch it from within.

-What the hell? It is poo?

• Yes, I wanted to buy toilet paper and have thought that you ask me to bring the proof again’.

‘Akpors and his wife lived in marriage for 25 years and have never quarreled. His friend was very surprised and asked how he managed to do it. He told: We have gone for a honeymoon and rode a horse. During a trip, she has fallen. Then she stroked a horse on the head and said that it is her first time. Then she has fallen again, and said it is her second time. When the horse has overturned my wife for the third time, she took weapon and killed her. I have cried: what the hell? Have you gone crazy? Why did you kill it? My wife made a severe look and said that this is my first time. Since then we live happily’.