Music jokes #3 (SBD Share)
This week we had many submissions for jokes due to the inclusion into the event that @newbiegames was hosting! I forgot to submit my own joke, oh well! Enjoy the jokes!
RULES
- Drop a joke into the "jokes for radio" channel of the Classical-music dischord (4 shares) or drop a joke in the comment section here (2 shares). Viola jokes get half the shares, that 's like kicking kittens....
- Only one entry per person.
- Each entry gets a share of the SBD payout from the joke posting in which they appear.
Jokes!
From @bernardtjames on Discord (4 shares)
A young child told his mother “When I grow up I’m going to be a flutist.” His mother responded, “Well honey, you know you can’t do both.”
From @davemccoy in comments (2 shares)
What is the "key" to Kirk Douglas's longevity? His clef chin.
From @bashadow in comments (2 shares)
What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?
"Ba-Na-Na-Naaaa!"
@sparkesy43 in comments (2 shares)
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument?
A moosician.
@simplymike in comments (2 shares)
When little Moischa rehearses on the violin - an air raid is announced in the city!
@barski in comments (2 shares)
A B flat, a G flat, and an E flat walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we can't serve minors"
@creyestxsa94 in comments (2 shares)
Q. If a drummer and a bass guitarist caught a cab, which one would be the musician?
A. The cab driver.
@chickenburger in comments (2 shares)
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So we have beans at every meal!
@rentmoney in comments (2 shares)
Payout shares from the previous posts are on the way to the contributors!
And that's it for the classical-music community joke post. Stick to your day jobs, there were some truly terrible jokes this time!
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Thank you! Very nice! Congratulations to all participants!
And to you too, the SBD share will be from this post!
This was a very original one, and fun to do. Thanks! :0)
No problem, glad you enjoyed it!
It is obvious I am not a musician, but it was still fun. Thank you for that.
But you can still laugh at jokes!
Oh yes, sometimes laughter is the only thing that makes the world go round. and that's a good thing or we would all float off into space if we did not take the time to keep the world spinning and going around.
What is a fisherman's favorite type of music ?
Sole music.
( sole is a type of fish for those who didn't know )
Lol, that's so bad! You should be ashamed! In a similar topic, you would be surprised how many times I see fishing posts suggested by ginabot (keyword Bass).
(2 shares in next joke post)
Ok.. Ok .. I can do beter ...
What famous fish said, "Let her cry" ?
Hootie and the Blowfish
Got a fishy theme going on there?
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