With Her Spoon?

in #jokes • 8 years ago

Teacher: Did you hear about the actress who attacked her husband?

Student: No, who was it?

Teacher: Reese...

Student: Witherspoon?

Teacher: No, with her knife!

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     8 years ago 

    ... are you a father?

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       8 years ago 

      No, my friend. What made you assume I have a child?​

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         8 years ago 

        I'm just playing at the whole "bad dad joke" thing.

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