Jaimito goes on a plane.
The stewardess gives him a snack.
Jaimito responds: Thank you Miss, but I do not have the money to pay for that snack.
She states: No sir, this is included in the package.
Jaimito responds: Imbecil who sold me the flight. I told him to sell me the cheapest ticket and he sold me the most expensive one. I will kill him when he returns. Oh, I do not even have a way to go back. Haaaaaaaaaa...
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:D this is why the prices are high