A man leaves a bar,
gets into his car and
drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a police officer.
Police Officer: "Good evening sir. We're testing drivers for drunken driving.
Would you please blow into this machine?".
Man: "I'm sorry,
I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow on that
machine I will
get out of air".
Police Officer: "Please come along to the office and we can give you a blood
Man: "I can't do that. I have anemia
and if you stick a needle in me
I will bleed to death".
Police Officer: "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line".
Man: "Can't do that either".
Police Officer: "Why not?". Man:
"Because I'm dead drunk".