#Jokechallenge Week 1 - Drunken Rabbit & Two Hungry Wolves
One night a rabbit was returning home from the party in the forest. Party was pretty wild and the rabbit was already tipsy by the time he found a bottle of schnaps on the ground. He picked the bottle up and started drinking as he walked. Rabbit got drunk to the boot and fell asleep next to the nearby tree.
Some time later during the night two wolves were also returning from the party. The wolves were pretty high and they had serious case of munchies. On their road home wolves were passing by the sleeping rabbit. Once they noticed him an argument broke out as to which wolf will eat the rabbit. Argument got heated and a fight broke out. Fight was so harsh that both of the wolves ended up dead.
As the morning came, the sun rose and woke up the rabbit. Rabbit slowly got up with devastating hangover. He noticed two wolves in front of him and blinked few times. He checked again and two dead wolves were still in front of him. He tried to shake his head and rub his eyes, but after opening them again, the wolves were still there. Disbelieving, rabbit started yelling; "DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! DAMN IT! WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCK UP EVERY GOD DAMN TIME I DRINK???!!!!!!!"
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