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in #joke6 years ago (edited)

When an important client wants to talk about a deal but it's already 3 seconds past 5:00pm

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How to politely excuse yourself:

  1. Kindly say you are feeling so gassy.

  2. Turn around like you are going to sneeze

  3. Make a loud fart noise with your hands over your mouth.

  4. Now quickly run off while they cover their noses and move away from you

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Or you can do it high-school style, be sneaky, quietly go hide in the bathroom, and when the coast is clear, adios muchachos

Totally echo that sentiment. No one wants to get hit with a wave of traffic.

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A Whale of a time was had...

The look on their faces is funny.

Holy shit is that a dolphins penis I see...

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Haha made you look

But you're a whale...

Fixed that for you.

I don't have a whole lot of time baby

Escape with a flair of mystery


Smile, then point behind them and say...what's that?!


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Then do a batman and disappear


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But if they are fast and catches up with you!


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Such a joker...

that's the way to go; just flip them off

that's the spirit i just got to snap my hand and flip them goodbye

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Hey @suchi - why don't you try to add some original comedy to your replies? It might be more fun and productive for you vs short comments and stock photos!

I can see you are thinking about it suchi .... or maybe you're now inspired to do run off at 5pm as well.

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