Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump Walk Into a Bakery

Saw this funny joke on facebook today. Quite hilarious. Hope you enjoy it. Short simple post.

"Hillary Clinton" and "Donald Trump" go into a bakery.

--> Hillary Clinton steals three pastries and puts them in her pocket.

She says to Donald Trump "See how clever I am? The owner didn't see anything and I don't even need to lie. I will definitely win the election."

Donald Trump --> "That's the typical dishonesty you have displayed throughout your entire life, trickery and deceit. I am going to show you an honest way to get the same result."

Donald Trump --> goes to the owner of the bakery and says, "Give me a pastry and I will show you a magic trick."

Intrigued, the owner accepts and gives him a pastry. Trump swallows it and asks for another one. The owner gives him another one.

Then Donald asks for a third pastry and eats that, too.

The owner is starting to wonder where the magic trick is and asks, "What did you do with the pastries?"

Donald Trump replies, "Look in Hillary's pocket".