Ethnic Joke - Proceed ONLY if you are not easily offended... or Irish!steemCreated with Sketch.

in #joke • 7 years ago

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I've got a wee bit of Irish in me, so I can post this joke without any repercussion!

... I just won't go down to the Pub today!

Everyone is screaming 'racism' these days...

A customer asked a sales clerk, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausages?"
The assistant asks, "Are you Irish?"

The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am, but let me ask you something...
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?"
"Or, if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?"
"Or, if I asked for a Kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?"
"Or, if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?"
"Or, if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"

The assistant says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, just because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The assistant replied, "Because you're in The Home Depot!"

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           7 years ago 

          Haha! Chuckles and grins! Nice one and enjoyed.

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