Adult Joke of the Day :) [AJ-OTD]

A well dressed lady stood waiting for the bus on a warm clear afternoon in Chicago. When the bus stopped, she became aware that her skirt was too tight for her to raise her leg enoughto step onto the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that
it would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, for the 2nd time attempted the step.

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raised her leg. With another little smile to the driver, she again reached
behind a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be samaritan and yelled, 'How dare you touch my body, I don't even know who you are!'

The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well Ma'am, normally I would agree with you but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends'.

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