I thought I'd share my favorite Joke today for a change.

I'm really starting to have a harder time come up with ideas to post every day. It's been a bit over a year and I've always been a daily blogger. I've been reluctant to make a post with less than at least 200 words or something with a bit of substance, but today I'm going to break that rule and tell a quick joke!

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That's not the joke, that's just a meme my wife finds hilarious that I send her when she's having a bad day. She doesn't often find my jokes funny, since they are pretty damn corney and just for the record I liked these jokes long before I became a father so you can't say anything about being a Dad joke...lol.

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My joke is about cows so that's why I have another photo of a cow here. In fact that source above has some interesting factoids about cows in case you are interested. I'll share a couple of the most interesting ones here.

A German study found that cows tend to face either magnetic north or south when grazing or resting, regardless of the sun’s position or the wind’s direction. The study’s author says that magnetic compass orientation has been relatively under-studied in mammals; why cows use it remains a mystery.

Cows can have regional accents. After a group of dairy farmers noticed their cows had different moos, language specialists determined that, "In small populations such as herds you would encounter identifiable dialectical variations which are most affected by the immediate peer group."

How's that for some interesting cow facts!

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Okay last cow picture and now here's my joke!

Two cows are standing in a field.
The first cow looks to the second and says
"Hey, have you heard of this Mad Cow disease? Are you afraid of catching it"
The second one reply's "No, I'm a Horse"

Oh man, it gets me every time. I'm smiling like a goof just typing it...lol.

Anyways thanks for reading and looks like I still haven't broke my rule and beefed this post up to a whooping 350+ words...whoop whoop!

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