Jobs in Heaven

It is well known: Work has made a Man out of Monkey. And now, work is making a Horse out of Man. Stop working hard for the big Corporations, and start working soft for yourself. You know, there are no Jobs in Heaven. Except one…

Bill Gates: “So, how’s heaven, Steve?”
Steve Jobs: “Great ! It just doesn’t have any wall or fence.”
Bill Gates: “So…?”
Steve Jobs: “So, we don’t need any Windows and Gates. I’m sorry, Bill, I didn’t mean to offend you.”
Bill Gates: “It’s ok Steve, but I heard a rumor.”
Steve Jobs: “Oh, what rumor?”
Bill Gates: “That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no Jobs in heaven.”
Steve Jobs : “Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay Jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven