Make day funny (9908n)

Did you ever see someone yawn, and then yawn yourself? That psychological reaction is a phenomenon known as: ""Katherine Heigl movies.""

At church they said the number of the beast is 666, but I stood up and said that's not my wifes phone number at all. She's zero fun today

A farmer plants a field of dildos. What does he get? Squatters.

What do you call a dictionary that smokes weed? High definition

My mate went for a penis enlargement yesterday. Apparently it's now a foot. Worst plastic surgeon ever...