Make day funny (9737a)

If you want an adrenaline rush, you should go camping... It's in tents.

""""When people cut you down. Or talk behind your back. Remember they took time out of their pathetic lives, To think about you.""""

What do diapers and Politicians have in common? They both need changing regularly - for exactly the same reason.

If Last Names Often Come From Ancestors' Professions... Then what the fuck was wrong with Bruce Dickinson's family?

Really wish ""Forever 21"" would be honest and change name to ""Pushing 30""