Make day funny (9572j)

Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist? Triggernometry

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party? ""Sorry guys, moustache!""

acording to Jane Eyre... Love is blind

I like my coffee just like I like my slaves... Free