Make day funny (9417y)

The inventor of inappropriate innuendo has died. His family are taking it really hard.

What do chickens say? Cock-a-doodle-doo What does a chicken in the bathroom say? Doodle-doodle-cock What does a gay chicken say? Any-cock'll-do

What's the best part of being a lesbian in 1912? Both got seats on the titanic's lifeboats.

What do you call a dinosaur who joins the band The Clash? A StayGosaurus

*fingers myself with giant foam Sharknado 2 finger