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My 11 year old cousin just told me this knee-slapper What did the fish say when he swam into a concrete wall? ""Damn""

PMS jokes are not funny... Period.

Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket. Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face.

I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth My parents were into some kinky shit

What did the guy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.