Make day funny (9356f)

Call your dad now and ask him what the wifi password is so he has time to find the little paper it's written on before Thanksgiving.

My cat just showed it's holiday spirit by pooping tinsel.

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate pizza before it was cool

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married? Because they can't elope.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? No Idea