Make day funny (9192y)

A poster with a mugshot saying ""Have you seen this man"" So I rang up and said No. You have to do your bit for society .

I'm thinking about selling my Theremin. I haven't touched it in years.

So I took your mom to In N Out 'cause I know she likes it animal style

What does the earth say to the moon during a solar eclipse? ""OOh, that's perfect right there. Just stay right there... Dude?..Alright, whatever... This side of the moons a dick.""

What do you call an old joke which someone has put on r/jokes ? A historepost.