Make day funny (9049g)

Why was Kermit chased by nazis as a kid? He was a Tad-Pole

Tripods with two legs I can't stand them.

The scariest thing about survival of the fittest is that it means the idiots currently surrounding you are the best evolution has to offer.

I have a joke for you. /r/Jokes

There's two things I don't fuck with... Rattlesnakes. And Condoms.