Make day funny (8053o)

Have you heard about Michigan's music scene?? I hear there's a lot of heavy metal in Flint. :^)

I had a blind date tonight Her name was

Lesbians are like stray cats. There are more of them than you think.

How does Bob Marley like his donuts? With Jammin'.

What do you call a castrated male chicken that runs an illegal moonshine business? Al Capon