Make day funny (7995j)

in #joke • 8 years ago

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Whats the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your Mom can't take a joke.

Hello? Is the Communist Party here? Delete my subscription. I just won the lottery.

How do you find an old man in the dark? It isn't hard.

Why was Plutarch considered a great comedian? He was the first to practice dead-pan-delivery.

I thought about another woman while having sex with my wife so to make up for it... I thought of my wife while having sex with another woman.

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     8 years ago 

    @joykit self votes are being countered by @sadkitten for 1 week starting Thursday, July 19th 2018 because they are one of the highest self voters of the previous week. For more details see this post.

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