Make day funny (7924i)

I want to know what love is. I want you to show me. No, not you. You. On the left. Other left. No. Jesus Christ, I'll do it myself.

The scarecrow won employee of the month again... He's outstanding in his field.

Dyslexia A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ??

Q: Why did the Wisconsin democrat cry? A: He couldn't recall.

Ate a hot dog at the food court today and four gay men gave me a standing ovation.