Make day funny (7586s)

Headphone....... A man was on a plane when a stewardess approached him and said, ""Would you like some headphones?"" To which the man replied, ""Yes I would, but how did you know my name was Phones?""

It's good to keep healthy. My gran started walking 10 miles a day when she was 50... ...she's 80 now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

What are you doing when you Sentence almost a Dozen Surfers to death by the Gallows? You're Hanging Ten, Dudes!

What's long green and smells like pork scratchings? Kermit the frogs finger.

I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth My parents were into some kinky shit