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The first Jewish President is being sworn in His mother is in the audience, she turns to the man sitting beside her and says ""See my son up there? Well, his brother is a doctor!""

Let's hear some Confucius Jokes I'll start Confucius says woman that keeps soap on top shelf will jump for joy.

My penis is so big, it goes from A to Z! As long as we're talking about my keyboard.

What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes? What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch? Matt.

I want my tombstone to read: Don't feel too bad, he really liked sleeping