A feminist and a fascist walks into a bar She orders a glass of wine
I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas. ""Something from the Body Shop please,"" she replied..... Hope she's got enough room in the flat for the front wing off a Mondeo.
What did the man get when he shop lifted a calander? 12 months
The Pillsbury Doughboy just passed away. His funeral service will take place at 3:50 and it will take 15-18 minutes.
What do you first see when you enter an Indian community? 50 shades of brown ;)