Make day funny (5857v)

in #joke8 years ago

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Bra.... Only part of female clothes.. she is happy she wont fit in anymore :)

I'm an archaeologist... My life is in ruins.

Hey, I'm human. If you cut me do I not bleed? If you cut me a slice of pizza do I not eat?

My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her: I replied with, ""Alright, fatty.""

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !

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