Make day funny (5655x)

""Shit, I have to go."" - Yoda, Jedi Master Humorist, iChat

Life hack: McDonald's will deliver if you tell them that you are holding Ronald hostage for a ransom of [your desired food order]

Why's Guantanamo Bay full of actors? Because they all shot pilots.

""Pizza is always good."" - everyone ""We'll see about that."" - Papa John's

What's the worst thing about being a black Jew? Having to sit at the back of the oven.