Make day funny (5614o)

A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!"".

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant.

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman? Tumblr.

A computer once beat me at chess... ...but it was no match for me at kickboxing.

Hey baby, did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.