Make day funny (5504y)

An Apple store got robbed last night and $250,000 worth of equipment was stolen. Police are confident they can recover both the stolen machines.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

What made Gandalf spend most of his time in the Shire at brothels? Love of the Halflings' queef.

Before there was roofies, a caveman would just club a bitch and take her home. That's why they call the hook up spot ""The Club""

Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is marriage.