Make day funny (5451a)

in #joke • 8 years ago

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Today is the day when Marty Mcfly was supposed to arrive in the future and we still don't have hoverboards! I bet you that Michael J. Fox is just sitting at home shaking with anger

What do you call a bi-curious woman? A clitourist.

So I was walking past my local supermarket the other day and a man started to throw cheese, butter and milk at me. How dairy.

Black kids play NBA 2K... and then go to the basketball court to be like their favorite player. White kids play Call of Duty, then go to school to get the highest kill streak possible.

If We Elect Donald Trump President.

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