Make day funny (5096g)

I once walked out of a movie because the actor's fake typing was so bad.

When you ask a girl, Wanna go to the gym with me?

What's the difference between a Priest and Pimples? Pimples don't come on your face until you're at least 13.

So the other day i saw a beaver begging by the side d the river But I didn't give a dam

I spent a year writing a romance novel where two blood cells meet and fall in love. It never got published. It was all in vein.