Make day funny (5081a)

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net? The www.izard of Oz.

My friends say I'm shallow... because I won't sleep with someone who's 200.

Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go!

Dang girl are you the old lady from Up, because I've only been here for like 5 minutes and you're already gone.

[police interrogation] ""What do you do for a living?"" ""Drug dealer."" ""Louder, for the tape."" [leans in] ""Bug healer. I heal bugs.""