Make day funny (4902e)

The only part I hate about not wearing pants is having to wipe snot on my bare legs.

Did the depressed rope maker succeed? Sadly, he did knot.

""Dad, how come we use plastic forks and my friends all have silverware?"" - Because they're poor and have to reuse everything. ""Pfft losers""

I've always been corny... When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows.

What do you call a horny herbaceous bread mixture? Dill dough