Make day funny (3837a)

I told my doctor that i broke my arm in two places He told me to stop going to those places

Why do girls generally go to the bathroom in groups? 'Cause they're a bunch of pussies.

There is no ""i"" in ""team."" But there's an ""i"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team."" So there we go.

A polish guy goes to the ophthalmologist Doctor: Can you read this? C Z J W I N O S T A W C Z Polish: Read? I know that guy!

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children? Nuts and bolts