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What is the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Food trucks were invented by a guy who really loved fast food but hated how cheap it was & how he didn't have to stand in line forever.

Did you hear about the racist dolphin waiter? He serves no porpoise.

Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions? ""Onions"" was his dog... D:

Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!