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Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.

Where do most illegal immigrants go in America? Allah-bama.

The difference between an alcoholic and a drunk is staggering.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why does Bernie always hold the podium while giving a speech? It's tough to stand on your own when you have no spine.