Make day funny (2885g)

I like my whiskey as I like my women. 12 years old and mixed with coke

There's no law that says you can't use a tiny pancake as an eyepatch.

Why was a physicist unable to do the double slit experiment? His wife didn't want a threesome.

Why does Edward Woodward have so many Ds in his name? Because if he didn't, he'd be called Ewar Woowar.

I never feel entirely comfortable leaving a music gig... It's disconcerting.