Make day funny (2760j)

If a tree falls in the forest, does anybody hear? Yes. Chuck Norris hears it. Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris can hear the shrieking terror in your soul.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do? He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

I like the way your medication thinks.

A guy got hit by a car in his left side. He's all right now.

How can you tell that the toothbrush was invented in Kentucky? Because it is not called a teethbrush.