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in #joke • 8 years ago

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So... Do you like dragons? You do? Good. Cause I am gonna be draggin' my balls across your face. Someone at work told me this and I couldn't stop laughing.

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How many hipsters does it take to...? ...Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

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     8 years ago 

    @joykit self votes are being countered by @sadkitten for 1 week starting Thursday, July 12th 2018 because they are one of the highest self voters of the previous week. For more details see this post.

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